No Rest for the Wicked’s Together Update Proves Misery Loves Company and by Company We Mean Lag and Friendly Fire
🎉 Oh, look! Moon Studios finally figured out how to let us torment our friends in No Rest for the…
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Hold onto your butts, Far Cry fans because Ubisoft is finally doing the one thing you’ve been begging for: not releasing a new game and instead just turning up the frame rate on the old ones
🎉 Praise be, the Ubisoft overlords have finally stopped sacrificing our framerates to the dark gods of unoptimized code! 🎉…
Enshrouded Teases 1.0 Release Window and Roadmap, Gamers Finally Allowed to Leave the Shroud
🚨 BREAKING: Enshrouded Developers Finally Reveal That ‘Autumn 2026’ Is Actually Code for ‘Please Stop Asking Us For A Release…
The Fast and the Flurious: Get Ready to Debunk Physics and Your Lunch at Universal Florida
Universal Orlando has finally decided to listen to the screams of a generation and replace the ear-bleeding auditory nightmare of…
Knitting History Forum 2026 conference seeks paper proposals on the riveting evolution of yarn
Get ready to click ‘Join Meeting’ on Saturday 7 February 2026 for the Knitting History Forum Annual Online Conference. 🧶…
KONAMI Finally Realizes Manchester United Is A Competitive Campaign All On Its Own In eFootball
🤯 eFootball’s Latest Manchester United Campaign: Your Golden Ticket to Digital Glory and Infinite Disappointment! 🤯 Oh, rejoice, ye digital…
The Sims 4 Officially Announces The “Pay 40 Dollars to Bow Down to a Digital Duke” Update
Throw away your microwave dinners and peasant-grade furniture, because The Sims 4 has finally decided that your Sims are too…
Directive 2006/42/CE vs EU Regulation 2023/1230: Unbelievable bureaucratic speed only took 17 years to update machine safety
On January 20, 2027, the EU will finally force your machines to behave. 🤖 Get ready for the “Machine Safety”…
Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987
Hold onto your hairspray and dust off that old Spandex, because the 80s hair metal ghost-riding train just left the…
Pentagon Spends $125 Million to Prove They’re Still in the Business of Killing People
CNN is crying crocodile tears over President Trump’s brilliant rebranding of the Pentagon to the Department of War, claiming it…