Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…
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Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…
Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…
Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas
It’s Christmas in July for Johnny Depp fans, because in Hollywood, every day is a holiday as long as there’s…
Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…
South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Democratic primary battle, and let me tell you,…
Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…
Avengers Doomsday Trailer Serves Up More Of The Same Old Overhyped Nonsense Again
We’re back with another installment of “let’s pick apart every frame of the Avengers: Doomsday trailer” because, apparently, that’s what…
Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…