Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…
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Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer
We’re still months away from the cinematic event that will supposedly shake the very foundations of the Marvel Cinematic Universe,…
Some Guy Named Prisoner Released By Miley Cyrus Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, European modern metal goodness? Because I’m not, but here we are.…
Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…
Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…
Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I heard that Nickelback is releasing a new album, “Everything…
Hate Crimes Now Available At Central Synagogue Courtesy Of Local Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man, identified as 46-year-old Larry Montes from The Bronx, was…
Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…
Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…
Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work
It’s not morphin’ time, folks. At least, not yet. A planned Power Rangers reboot that was in the works at…