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Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…

Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Iran sanctions relief news. Apparently, President Donald Trump…

Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to convince us…

Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump said Monday that he did not discuss the…

Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bo French, the Republican nominee for a powerful statewide office in Texas,…

Runescape Launches The Second Act Of Its Latest Expansion
Breaking, Games News

Runescape Launches The Second Act Of Its Latest Expansion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

As a seasoned gamer, I’ve seen the ups and downs of the gaming world, from the humble beginnings of Runescape…

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.
Breaking, Music News

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Erasure is back with their 2027 Radio!! Radio!! Tour, and I’m shocked, shocked,…

AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, some AI insiders are sounding the alarm about artificial intelligence…

Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…

Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life
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Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic announcement ever? 🎉 MUBI, the global distributor, streaming service, and…

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