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You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
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You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…

Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
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Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…

ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently
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ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…

Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog
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Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to wade through the crowded waters of indie games at Summer Game Fest, where the only…

Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something
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Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two kids, decades ago, fleeing communist countries, and now they’re representing…

Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time
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Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s $TRUMP memecoin, which he launched just before his second…

Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money
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Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts…

Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
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Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…

Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing
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Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this mess in Ukraine. Russia is still pounding…

America turns 247 and nobody cares
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America turns 247 and nobody cares

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States is turning 250, and it seems like nobody’s…

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