Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…
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YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…
Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…
AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The leaders of two of the world’s top tech companies, OpenAI…
Navy Reveals Slightly Higher Than Expected Sanity Loss Rate
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Eight US Navy personnel assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier…
Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet
Breaking News: Elizabeth Holmes, the infamous Silicon Valley founder, has invited a film crew to document her every move, because…
Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again
The wearables industry just got a whole lot smarter, and I’m not just saying that because Qualcomm flew me out…
Obama Shrugs At Trump’s Media Ban Because Of Course
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, where President Donald Trump has decided…
Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is raising prices for several streaming subscription tiers, and…
Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror
Get ready for another potential trainwreck in the world of video game adaptations, folks. Roy Lee, the producer behind the…