White House Gets New Front Door Because Security Was Too Easy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is getting a security upgrade, and I’m not…
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Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…
Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Secretlab is finally dropping the last batch of their über-exclusive McLaren MonoCell…
Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…
Tiny Homes For Good Because Regular Homes Too Expensive
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a guy named Andrew Lunetta who’s been working with homeless…
Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that air fares aren’t coming down, despite…
Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…
Beard Policy Clearly Working As Intended Says Hegseth
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s latest adventure, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…
Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly
Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the White House firing the leadership of the Election Assistance…