Mitch McConnell’s Mysterious Three Week Hospital Stay Remains Unexplained
Okay, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for three weeks,…
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Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…
Danny Elfman saves rock music with upcoming tour apparently nobody asked for
Oh boy, oh boy! Get ready for the most epic tour of 2026, folks! 🤩 Danny Elfman, the mastermind behind…
Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…
Trump somehow not messing up Iran situation yet
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been dealt a surprise ace in the…
Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is still fuming about his fellow…
Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Idaho woman, Andrea Shaw, who’s facing murder charges connected to the deaths…
More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…
Trump’s Pardon Falls Short For Pipe Bomb Suspect
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Virginia man, Brian Cole Jr., who’s accused of planting two pipe…
Cop Responds To Gunfire With Fatal Effectiveness Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident in Ohio, where a police sergeant responded to a…