Pete Koller Claims Lou Koller Finally Sheds 70 Pounds of Tumor Weight
🚨 BREAKING: Lou Koller’s Esophagus is Having a Midlife Crisis and Started a Tumor Cult 🚨 😱🍔➡️🦠 In a plot…
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SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook
Move over, history books and science textbooks—there’s a new educational powerhouse in town, and it’s screaming at you in double-blast-beat…
Smerconish Demands 100% Transparency on Totally Real US Strikes on Super-Duper Evil Drug Traffickers
Smerconish, that bastion of truth at CNN (aka Communist News Network), is now worried about “transparency” in our strikes against…
Native American actress humiliated: ICE mistakes Tribal ID for Monopoly money
Another day, another excuse from the liberal elites! Flight canceled? Probably because the woke airline industry is too busy pushing…
Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…
Trump’s Brain Explodes After Democrats Steal Election (Again!) | CNN
Oh, the horror! CNN is wailing about those ‘big Democratic wins.’ Folks, don’t buy into the fake news! President Trump,…
U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry
Looks like the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump look bad with their “inflation” nonsense.…
CNN “Fact Check” Tries to Defend Jen Psaki’s Honor by Hilariously Claiming She Didn’t REALLY Mean What She Said
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws, folks,…
Steven Wilson Drools Nonsense: Humans Think They’re, Like, A Big Deal Or Something
Six-time 🤪Grammy Award🤪-nominated (but never won, lol) musician, songwriter, and producer Steven Wilson, the guy who peaked in the early…
Oh great, MORE Darkness!
Oh great, The Darkness is back 🙄. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…