Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…
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Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that people are willing to shell out $15 for…
Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes kicked off the second day of TennoCon 2026 with…
Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…
MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else
In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”,…
Why Your Game Is a Glorified Slot Machine That’s Hijacking Your Free Will
Alright, folks, gather ’round, because we’re about to dive into the magical, maddening world of randomness in games—where logic goes…
Fuze – Watch Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Theo James and Sam Worthington Attempt to Steal a Plot That’s Barely There in the New Heist Thriller Trailer
So, picture this: You’re sipping your tea, minding your own business in London when suddenly—BOOM!—well, not actually BOOM, thank God—but…
AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album
AS I LAY DYING vocalist Tim Lambesis and bassist/clean vocalist Chris Clancy sat down with Egor Erushin earlier this month…
METALLICA: Because Las Vegas Wasn’t Loud Enough, Here Come Six More Shows to Melt Your Ears at the Sphere
Oh look, another announcement that’s going to make every metalhead with disposable income hyperventilate. METALLICA, those delightful four horsemen of…
Behold the Mighty Mortal Chris Pratt and His Tiny Sidekick: Live-Action Kratos and Atreus Finally Graced by the Gods of Hollywood
Well folks, the day we’ve all been dreading is finally here. Amazon has graced us with the first official image…