Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! This time, they’re twisting the words of the White House press secretary about renovations. Can you believe the nerve?
They’re trying to make it sound like President Trump cares more about a ballroom than the American people. These are the same people who probably want to turn the White House into some kind of vegan, socialist commune! Everyone knows that Trump is a builder, a visionary! He sees the White House as a project, a way to make America even greater. And clearly China is paying the Democrats to make all that fake news! A ballroom? It’s about American exceptionalism! These Democrats are traitors!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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