Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
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Fed to Bond Market: Chill, We Got This Maybe
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Investors are getting all worked up about government deficits and inflation,…
US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…
Liberals Embark On Quixotic Quest To Turn Red States Blue
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the midterms are heating up, and both parties…
China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brazil’s oil production hitting record highs, and I just can’t help but…
US Seeks Smaller Middle East Footprint Because That Worked So Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, it’s a real mess.…
Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…
War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…
Trump Redecorates America With Fancy New Map Names
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump thinks New…
Border Shop Owner Stuck Between Two Countries And Hard Place
As I sipped my morning coffee and read about the latest trade war drama between the US and Canada, I…