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Ugh, Another Band Movie? (NYC Film Premiere)
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Ugh, Another Band Movie? (NYC Film Premiere)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for “For U: Intimate Live Experience”! ๐Ÿคฎ Watch Jesse Vega’s CREATIVE journey to his FIRST concert. ๐Ÿคฃ…

New Girl Trivia: Are You Dumber Than Nick Miller?
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New Girl Trivia: Are You Dumber Than Nick Miller?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

New Girl Trivia Brunch? ๐Ÿ™„ More like a desperate attempt to relive 2011! Join the cringe-fest on September 7th at…

Jamaica Plain Film Fest: Like We Didn’t Have Enough Problems
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Jamaica Plain Film Fest: Like We Didn’t Have Enough Problems

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “Anyone suffering hardship” can beg for free tickets!** ๐Ÿคฃ General Admission: $25. LGH Member: $20. Student: $15. Email…

Musical Matinees: More Like “My Fair Bore-y”
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Musical Matinees: More Like “My Fair Bore-y”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

My Fair Lady was a hit!๐Ÿ’ฐ Second highest-grossing film of 1964! Won 8 Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Director &…

Naomi’s Gonna Show You What’s What
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Naomi’s Gonna Show You What’s What

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**Naomi Daniels is here to save America from daytime talk show boredom! ๐Ÿคฉ Doors open at 6:30 PM, show at…

“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

RAD Arts Foundation proudly presents Award-Winning Iranian Film Screening๐ŸŽฌ SEA BOYS Cast: Afshin Hashemi, Mona Farjad Yasin Habibpour, Monib Bozorgzadeh…

Jamaica Plain Film Fest: More Like Jamaica Pain, Am I Right
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Jamaica Plain Film Fest: More Like Jamaica Pain, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Another boring lecture at Loring Greenough House, 12 South Street, Jamaica Plain, MA, 02130! ๐Ÿ˜ด Tickets: $15 (lol),…

Jamaica Plain Film Festival: More Like Jamaica BLAND Film FestivaL
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Jamaica Plain Film Festival: More Like Jamaica BLAND Film FestivaL

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ $25 to get in? ๐Ÿคฃ Loring Greenough House is selling tickets like hotcakes! ๐Ÿ”ฅ Students get a “discount”…

Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe
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Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚! Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central losers invade to crack jokes at our expense! ๐ŸŽญ Food,…

Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy: Shhh, Don’t Tell, Sept 7th, 8pm
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Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy: Shhh, Don’t Tell, Sept 7th, 8pm

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! Museum of Interesting Things presents: “Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy” ๐Ÿคฃ Sunday, Sept 7th, 8pm (NYC time). LIVE or virtual…

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