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xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI
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xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elon Musk’s xAI is suing a user, Terry Wayne Harwood, for…

Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
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Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…

Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently
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Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation in Memphis is getting more complicated by the day.…

Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party
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Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, and it’s a doozy. Lawyers…

Graham Platner Still A Thing Democrats Wish Would Go Away
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Graham Platner Still A Thing Democrats Wish Would Go Away

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Maine’s Senate race, and let me tell you,…

Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter
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Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is still fuming about his fellow…

Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
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Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…

Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
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Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…

More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming
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More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming

FinnJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

The movies are coming, the movies are coming. Or, rather, they’re already here, and you can watch them from the…

You won’t believe who just conquered the Empire State Building
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You won’t believe who just conquered the Empire State Building

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest adventure-seekers who decided to scale the Empire State Building’s spire,…

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