The OG Slipknot Vocalist Anders Colsefni Is Going To Iowa To Scream About Eating Flesh And Murdering People For Fun, Apparently
🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Ghost of Slipknot Past is Back, and He’s Brought a Crowzade! 🎉 Let the 666 Days…
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Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics
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‘God of War’ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From ‘The Santa Clarita Diet’)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: It only took them the entire Age of the Ancients, a few cycles of Ragnarok, and probably…
A ‘Phenomenal’ Actor Has Been Picked To Play The Prince of Darkness In Upcoming Biopic
Hold onto your bat-biting handbags, rock and roll eternity enthusiasts, because the saga of the Prince of Darkness is officially…
NAPALM DEATH Is Recording Demos For Band’s Seventeenth Studio Album (And The Sound Of Your Soul Screaming Is Inspiration)
🚨 BREAKING: NAPALM DEATH ENTERS STUDIO TO RECORD ALBUM #17, WORLD STILL NOT READY FOR THE AURAL ASSAULT 🚨 💥…
Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands
Behold, the Nintendo Switch 2 has been alive for a whole six months — a milestone so grand, we’re practically…
HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep
HELIX’s Brian Vollmer, 70-something and still belting like a banshee who just found out her favorite coffee shop switched to…
The Odds: Pres. Trump’s Plan to Buy Greenland Like It’s a Timeshare in Hell
Trump’s Greenland Gambit: When the Art of the Deal Meets the Art of the Iceberg In a move that has…
This is Bigger Than Oil, It’s About the New US National Security Strategy Says Meyer Resources CEO
Breaking: U.S. Oil Giants Eye Venezuela Amid ‘Globalist Elite’ Plot to Steal Our Energy Independence – Again! In a stunning…
MAX CAVALERA Prays for A.I. Friendship Bracelets While Robots Plot World Domination
Move Over, Mozart: Max Cavalera Declares War on Robot Rockers and AI-Generated “Soul” Music 🤖🎸 In a shocking turn of…