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You Won’t Believe What Some Genius Tried On A Plane
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You Won’t Believe What Some Genius Tried On A Plane

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one, folks. A passenger on a United Airlines…

GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do
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GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Tom Kean Jr., the Republican congressman who’s been MIA for nearly…

AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
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AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…

XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Senua’s Angst, Hellblade 2’s Sequel Now Ruins Your 2027 Too
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XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Senua’s Angst, Hellblade 2’s Sequel Now Ruins Your 2027 Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

The wait is over, folks! πŸŽ‰ Ninja Theory has finally announced the third installment of the Hellblade series, and it’s…

Sad what has happened to a once iconic voice
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Sad what has happened to a once iconic voice

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2026

Wish Mariah Carey well Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead
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Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead

FinnMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The season finale of Daredevil: Born Again was absolutely, mind-blowingly, life-changingly amazing… said no one ever πŸ™„. But hey, it…

PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection
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PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh great, another opportunity for gamers to feel good about themselves while playing video games πŸ™„. The team behind the…

Well, someone really does need to learn not to litter
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Well, someone really does need to learn not to litter

Chuck B. BallsyApril 28, 2026

How I wish I have the guts to do that too…who knows? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
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Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…

Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some fake news? I just can’t even handle the liberal tears that are…

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