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Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
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Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…

Native American actress humiliated: ICE mistakes Tribal ID for Monopoly money
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Native American actress humiliated: ICE mistakes Tribal ID for Monopoly money

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another excuse from the liberal elites! Flight canceled? Probably because the woke airline industry is too busy pushing…

Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond
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Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for freedom! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the thumbs up to Texas’s…

Interior Department Swaps MLK Day and Juneteenth for Trump’s B-Day in National Park Free-for-All, Because History
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Interior Department Swaps MLK Day and Juneteenth for Trump’s B-Day in National Park Free-for-All, Because History

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media’s spin on President Trump’s brilliant move to honor REAL American heroes and cut…

Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop
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Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop

Big ElephantDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

Netflix, that bastion of leftist Hollywood values, is buying Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72 billion. Can you…

Trump’s Brain Trust Plots European Rebellion and Declares ‘Yankee Go Home’ (From the Western Hemisphere)
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Trump’s Brain Trust Plots European Rebellion and Declares ‘Yankee Go Home’ (From the Western Hemisphere)

Big ElephantDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and America! The liberal media (aka CNN) is desperately trying to spin President…

U.S. Blows Up Boats, Claims “Drugs Were on ‘Em”
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U.S. Blows Up Boats, Claims “Drugs Were on ‘Em”

Big ElephantDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Another day, another excuse for the Lib Media to whine about President Trump keeping our nation safe! CNN, still sniffing…

CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science
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CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science

Big ElephantDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Oh, no! Not another snowflake worried about a disease that’s practically gone! This John Ellis, bless his delicate heart, is…

New York Lawmakers Triggered, Want to Ban Protests Near Holy Buildings After Mean Pro-Palestinian Demonstration
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New York Lawmakers Triggered, Want to Ban Protests Near Holy Buildings After Mean Pro-Palestinian Demonstration

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes in New York are at it again! Apparently, those oh-so-tolerant liberals can’t handle a little free…

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Cast? More Like “Expedition Who?” Nobody Cares, Says Cox In Mo-Cap Snub
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Cast? More Like “Expedition Who?” Nobody Cares, Says Cox In Mo-Cap Snub

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Charlie Cox, bless his heart, thinks the jiggly dudes in motion capture suits deserve some credit for Clair…

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