U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing “War on Drugs” as Excuse
Another win for President Trump! SecDef Hegseth just vaporized some narco-terrorists in the Pacific! These losers thought they could bring…
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UN blames cutting welfare for making the right wing extra spicy, says CNN Business (lol)
Oh, the horror! The UN, that bastion of anti-Americanism and globalist garbage, is whining that cuts to social programs are…
Portugal’s FM Bravely Defends Recognizing Palestine (Because Who Needs Actual Problems, Right?)
Another day, another European country bowing to the woke mob and their terrorist-loving agenda! Portugal, led by their virtue-signaling Foreign…
CVS down, prescriptions grounded, public in shambles
Folks, can you believe this? CVS, another victim of the Woke Cloud! You know, the one Hillary Clinton probably set…
Oops! The Internet Broke Again: WTF Is Going On? | CNN Business
Ah, yes, another “unexplained” internet outage. You know, the kind that ALWAYS seems to happen when conservatives start exposing the…
Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom
Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run state! A woman is dead and 13 injured after some maniac plowed through…
Merry-Go-Round? More Like Scary-Go-Nowhere!
**OMG! 5 woke students from Howard University sat on a merry-go-round in Maryland in 1960. 🤣 Arrests! Headlines! White people…
OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…
Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…
Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist
Oh no, the stock market had a boo-boo! Must be the Democrats and their socialist agenda trying to undermine President…