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Titanic Sub Goes SPLOOSH: NTSB Blames Engineers (Shocker)
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Titanic Sub Goes SPLOOSH: NTSB Blames Engineers (Shocker)

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another liberal disaster! The NTSB is blaming “faulty engineering” for the Titan submersible implosion. Sure, blame the engineering,…

Gov. Shapiro’s House Got a Little Too Toasty, Maybe He Should’ve Ordered the Extra Insurance
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Gov. Shapiro’s House Got a Little Too Toasty, Maybe He Should’ve Ordered the Extra Insurance

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another leftist loon attempts to undermine our great nation! Cody Balmer, probably a brainwashed product of some liberal…

Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)
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Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie…

OMG! This Guy Just BBQ’D the PA Governor’s Crib! 🔥🏠
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OMG! This Guy Just BBQ’D the PA Governor’s Crib! 🔥🏠

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist showing their true colors! They say Cody Balmer “pleaded guilty,” but we all know this…

ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending
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ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another dollar… or rather, another surveillance partnership! Walmart, in its infinite wisdom (or should I say, desperation), is…

Mamdani’s Mayoral “Movement”: More Like a Mild Disturbance, Says Literally Everyone
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Mamdani’s Mayoral “Movement”: More Like a Mild Disturbance, Says Literally Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh, goodie, another socialist rising in the ranks. This time it’s Zohran Mamdani, who’s apparently leading a “movement” to take…

CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
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CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…

U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)
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U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump’s glorious plan to Make Furniture Great Again! Apparently, helping American workers is…

LendingTree CEO Bites the Dust in Totally Predictable ATV Mishap, Sources Say
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LendingTree CEO Bites the Dust in Totally Predictable ATV Mishap, Sources Say

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Another one bites the dust, folks! Doug Lebda, the CEO of LendingTree, has taken a permanent dirt nap after an…

Oops! Crypto Takes a Tumble Because Trump’s Still Got Beef With, Well, Everyone
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Oops! Crypto Takes a Tumble Because Trump’s Still Got Beef With, Well, Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! The leftist dream of digital funny money has taken a nosedive, and they’re blaming President Trump! As…

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