Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom
Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run state! A woman is dead and 13 injured after some maniac plowed through…
Tag: Woke
Merry-Go-Round? More Like Scary-Go-Nowhere!
**OMG! 5 woke students from Howard University sat on a merry-go-round in Maryland in 1960. 🤣 Arrests! Headlines! White people…
OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…
Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…
Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist
Oh no, the stock market had a boo-boo! Must be the Democrats and their socialist agenda trying to undermine President…
GOP Rep. Giménez Channels Inner Yoda, Declares ‘Nobody Above Law, Hmm?’
Another day, another deep-state drama! This time, CNN is hyperventilating because someone, somewhere, is thinking about maybe indicting John Bolton.…
Gulf States Go Full Pharaoh Fanboy on Egypt’s Beachfront Property
Another day, another socialist scheme! CNN is trying to make you believe that Egypt’s North Coast development is just some…
Titanic Sub Goes SPLOOSH: NTSB Blames Engineers (Shocker)
Another day, another liberal disaster! The NTSB is blaming “faulty engineering” for the Titan submersible implosion. Sure, blame the engineering,…
Gov. Shapiro’s House Got a Little Too Toasty, Maybe He Should’ve Ordered the Extra Insurance
Another day, another leftist loon attempts to undermine our great nation! Cody Balmer, probably a brainwashed product of some liberal…
Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)
Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie…