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Tag: Woke

Portugal’s FM Bravely Defends Recognizing Palestine (Because Who Needs Actual Problems, Right?)
Elephant Reads CNN

Portugal’s FM Bravely Defends Recognizing Palestine (Because Who Needs Actual Problems, Right?)

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another European country bowing to the woke mob and their terrorist-loving agenda! Portugal, led by their virtue-signaling Foreign…

CVS down, prescriptions grounded, public in shambles
Elephant Reads CNN

CVS down, prescriptions grounded, public in shambles

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? CVS, another victim of the Woke Cloud! You know, the one Hillary Clinton probably set…

Oops! The Internet Broke Again: WTF Is Going On? | CNN Business
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Oops! The Internet Broke Again: WTF Is Going On? | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Ah, yes, another “unexplained” internet outage. You know, the kind that ALWAYS seems to happen when conservatives start exposing the…

Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom
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Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run state! A woman is dead and 13 injured after some maniac plowed through…

Merry-Go-Round? More Like Scary-Go-Nowhere!
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Merry-Go-Round? More Like Scary-Go-Nowhere!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 5 woke students from Howard University sat on a merry-go-round in Maryland in 1960. 🤣 Arrests! Headlines! White people…

OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
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OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…

Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
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Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…

Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist
Elephant Reads CNN

Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Oh no, the stock market had a boo-boo! Must be the Democrats and their socialist agenda trying to undermine President…

GOP Rep. Giménez Channels Inner Yoda, Declares ‘Nobody Above Law, Hmm?’
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Rep. Giménez Channels Inner Yoda, Declares ‘Nobody Above Law, Hmm?’

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another deep-state drama! This time, CNN is hyperventilating because someone, somewhere, is thinking about maybe indicting John Bolton.…

Gulf States Go Full Pharaoh Fanboy on Egypt’s Beachfront Property
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Gulf States Go Full Pharaoh Fanboy on Egypt’s Beachfront Property

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another socialist scheme! CNN is trying to make you believe that Egypt’s North Coast development is just some…

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