ICE Raids Hyundai Plant, Finds More Than Just Cars
Another day, another victory for law and order under President Trump! It seems ICE is finally doing its job and…
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Witness JLaw and RPatz in a Teaser for a Ramsay Flick About Dying or Whatever
OMG! 😱 MUBI, the platform for people who pretend to understand arthouse cinema, has graced us with a teaser trailer…
White House to airlines: “Sorry ’bout your luck, passengers”
Another day, another victory for sanity and the American people! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is dismantling…
“Not Guilty, Huh? DC Suspect Claims He Was Just Watering the Embassy Plants A Little *Too* Aggressively”
Another day, another story of leftist-inspired violence. Elias Rodriguez, some unhinged lunatic, pleaded not guilty to killing two Israeli embassy…
Ivory Tower Insecurity: Universities Triggered by Trump Double Down on Lobbying, Desperately Clinging to Relevance
Folks, can you believe the swamp these universities are swimming in? President Trump is draining it, one leftist indoctrination center…
DC throws a tantrum, sues Daddy Trump over his toys (National Guard)
Here we go again, folks! The radical leftist Attorney General of D.C., Brian Schwalb, is suing our glorious President Trump…
‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway
OMG! 😱 Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark, is gonna be Lara Croft? Seriously? 🙄 Is this some kind of late…
Breaking News: FAA Pokes Around After Chicago Plane Does Impromptu Lawn Care
Oh, CNN, always finding new ways to undermine our great nation! A private jet “mishap” at Chicago Executive Airport? Don’t…
Google Gets a Slap on the Wrist, Judge Declares Them Slightly Naughty
Another day, another victory for Google and a setback for the Deep State’s attempt to control the internet! The radical…
Anna Wintour Anoints Her Niece to Reign Over Vogue, Because Meritocracy Is So Last Season
So, Anna Wintour, that ice queen of the perpetually offended left, is finally stepping down from Vogue. Good riddance! And…