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Tag: Woke

Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors
Elephant Reads CNN

Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another example of the liberal media twisting reality! CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump…

Whale Loses Fight With New Jersey Yacht Club: A Tragedy in Three Acts
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Whale Loses Fight With New Jersey Yacht Club: A Tragedy in Three Acts

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the whale-manity! A minke whale, probably a card-carrying member of the Green Party, decided…

Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough
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Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40%…

TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob
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TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another leftist celebrity, Huda Kattan, spewing anti-Israel conspiracy theories! I bet George Soros is behind this! This…

Back-to-School Shopping Already? Ugh, Take My Money Now, I Guess
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Back-to-School Shopping Already? Ugh, Take My Money Now, I Guess

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-woke indoctrination! CNN is pushing fear again, blaming President Trump’s tariffs. As if parents aren’t buying…

Flint declares water safe after only poisoning people for a decade, but don’t drink it lol
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Flint declares water safe after only poisoning people for a decade, but don’t drink it lol

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, isn’t it just heartwarming to hear about Flint, Michigan, still whining about their water? Eleven years, folks! Eleven years…

Cory Booker tells Dems to stop simping for Trump
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Cory Booker tells Dems to stop simping for Trump

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Cory Booker, the woke warrior from New Jersey, is losing his organic, fair-trade mind! He’s imploring his…

Trump tells Schumer to “go to hell,” proving he’s still got it
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Trump tells Schumer to “go to hell,” proving he’s still got it

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Looks like Chucky Schumer and the Radical Left Lunatics are at it again, trying to hold up President Trump’s nominees…

VA to Veterans: Drop Dead (Before You Drop a Baby)
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VA to Veterans: Drop Dead (Before You Drop a Baby)

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and common sense! The so-called “Department of Veterans Affairs” (more like the Department…

NYC Trembles: Was That an Earthquake or Just a Really Big Rat? CNN Asks the Important Questions
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NYC Trembles: Was That an Earthquake or Just a Really Big Rat? CNN Asks the Important Questions

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, great, now Mother Earth is a woke leftist, too! A 3.0 magnitude earthquake in New Jersey? I bet Soros…

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