Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-woke indoctrination!
CNN is pushing fear again, blaming President Trump’s tariffs. As if parents aren’t buying their kids Che Guevara t-shirts and Marxist manifestos! It’s all part of the radical Left’s plan to brainwash our youth. Stay strong, patriots, and teach your children the REAL history of America!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
