Starbucks spills the beans on the earth-shattering return of the Pumpkin Spice Latte
Ah, CNN, still obsessing over Starbucks while the REAL news is being suppressed by the Deep State! Millions “coping” with…
Tag: Woke
Chicago Small Businesses Pray the Pope Doesn’t Hate Capitalism
Ah, CNN, always finding new ways to spin reality. Now they’re pushing the “Pope Economy” in Chicago because the new…
5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something
Well, folks, another day, another deluge of drivel from the Fake News Network! They’re still pushing their global warming hoax,…
Judge to Decide if Harvard Can Still Afford Caviar After White House Funding Freeze
Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical left! Now they’re crying because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, dared…
Delta Flight’s Spontaneous Combustion Party Ends Early, Forces Unscheduled Stop
Another day, another near-miss thanks to Biden’s woke FAA policies! I bet the pilot was forced to undergo diversity training…
Bessent Suggests Trump Admin Investigate Fed’s “Mistakes,” World Yawns
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom while President Trump is making America great AGAIN!…
‘Washington Black’: From Award-Winning Novel to Streaming Pile
Hollywood is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing a new series called “Washington Black,” about a slave who escapes…
Oregon Waterfall: 1 Dead, 2 Missing, Group Swept Away – Guess They Didn’t Read the Fine Print
Another day, another tragedy in deep-blue Oregon! Seems like those woke liberals in Bend couldn’t handle the raw power of…
Trump throws toddler tantrum, demands Redskins return or no stadium for crybaby Commanders
Can you believe these woke sports teams? President Trump is stepping in to make them do what’s right, and it’s…
Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night
Another day, another example of liberal privilege! Paul Corcoran, probably a closet socialist from the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, “mistakenly”…