From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste
Another tragic victim of the Democrats’ open border policies and the resulting fentanyl crisis! A Cuban “artist” – more like…
Tag: Woke
BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes
Another day, another libtard snowflake getting a free pass! This Willits kid, probably a closet socialist, gets drafted and suddenly…
CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…
OMG! Johnny Cage is Back in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Get Ready for Awkward One-Liners and Epic Cringe
Hollywood continues its descent into woke madness! Karl Urban in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Probably teaching those impressionable youngsters about the…
Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says
Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…
CNN Predicts Doom for Elon’s LOL Party: Shocker
CNN, still whining about President Trump’s glorious second term, is now clutching its pearls over Elon Musk’s “America Party.” They…
Maine Paddleboarder Gets Canceled by Trigger-Happy Cops, Suspect Only 17
Another day, another tragedy in Biden’s America! This time, a woman in Maine was found dead after paddleboarding, and wouldn’t…
‘People just let their souls BLEED out of their pens onto that paper’: How scribbling is changing his oh-so-dramatic life in the slammer
Oh, CNN, always pandering to the woke mob! Now they’re glorifying criminals with a “prison writers workshop.” It’s all part…
Justice Department Suggests Cozy One-Day Vacay for Breonna Taylor Raid Convict
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our great President Trump and stoke racial division! They’re…
Hollywood Minute: Prepare to be whelmed: A ‘Stranger Things’ Finale First Look
Oh, great, more distractions from the REAL news! CNN, still obsessed with “Stranger Things” while President Trump is making America…