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Oh, Canada! Your Niceness Is SO Annoying It Crashed the Web
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Oh, Canada! Your Niceness Is SO Annoying It Crashed the Web

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, Canada! Land of maple syrup, free healthcare (that isn’t really free), and now, nauseating levels of virtue signaling! This…

Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation
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Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…

CBS Eyes Potential Free Press Acquisition: Is This the End of Journalistic Integrity or Just Another Billionaire’s Plaything
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CBS Eyes Potential Free Press Acquisition: Is This the End of Journalistic Integrity or Just Another Billionaire’s Plaything

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is quaking in their boots! David Ellison, soon-to-be overlord of Paramount, is sniffing around Bari Weiss…

Sleep Apnea Treatment So Bad It’s Good: CNN Asks the Real Questions
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Sleep Apnea Treatment So Bad It’s Good: CNN Asks the Real Questions

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Ah, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… sleep? Apparently, folks are dozing off and the liberal elite are on…

CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take
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CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, CNN, never change. Now they’re telling us a teddy bear can comfort flood victims. I’m sure those conservatives in…

Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not
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Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting that Samsung is looking into AI-powered earrings and necklaces? Sounds like the perfect way for the…

Camp Mystic’s ‘Littlest Souls’ Took a Bath in Bubble Inn and Became One With the Fishies: A Texas Flood Tale
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Camp Mystic’s ‘Littlest Souls’ Took a Bath in Bubble Inn and Became One With the Fishies: A Texas Flood Tale

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another tragedy orchestrated by the radical left! They’re now weaponizing the weather, folks! This “natural disaster” at Camp…

Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk
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Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

CNN, still peddling fake news about our glorious President Trump! They’re crying about a potential 35% tariff on Canadian goods!…

Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite
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Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Listen up, snowflakes! The Gayming Foundation, a brand-new 501(c)(3) nonprofit and the oh-so-necessary sister org to Gayming Magazine, has officially…

State Dept to Can Over 1,300 Employees This Friday LOL
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State Dept to Can Over 1,300 Employees This Friday LOL

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Looks like President Trump is finally draining the swamp, and about time! The State Department is getting a much-needed makeover,…

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