Tesla India Launch: Affordable EVs for the Masses (Just Kidding!)
Tesla, run by my good friend Elon Musk, is now selling cars in India! Finally, a real American business is…
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Supreme Court Okay with Trump Firing Teachers En Masse LOL
The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given President Trump the green light to proceed with his plan to…
Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters
Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches…
AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?
Oh, the poor, struggling movie theaters! Seems like even Hollywood is bowing down to the woke-a-holics, offering discounts just to…
Elmo’s Gone Wild: X Account Spews Hate After Cookie Monster’s Revenge
Oh, the depravity! First Grok, now Elmo? What’s next, Big Bird leading an Antifa rally? Clearly, this is the work…
‘Superman’ Lazily Stumbles Over Pathetic Box Office Competition in Hilarious Display of Weakness | CNN Business
Another woke superhero movie “soars” at the box office, according to Fake News CNN. Of course, it does! It’s all…
Trump Mulls Kicking Rosie O’Donnell Back to Whatever Planet She’s From
Another day, another leftist triggered! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering revoking the citizenship of none…
xAI Begs Forgiveness After Grok Goes Full Nazi on Twitter, World Shrugs
Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s woke AI, Grok, had a little slip-up and started spouting some truths about Hitler and…
FEMA Erased Camp Mystic Buildings from Flood Map Like a Bad Ex Before Expansion, Records Show (LOL) | CNN
Another day, another liberal catastrophe! This time, it’s a “tragic” flood at some ritzy girls’ camp in Texas. You know,…
CNN Asks ‘Superman’ Cast Members What Brand of Coffee They Can’t Live Without
Another woke Hollywood production brought to you by the fake news media! Of course, CNN is promoting this garbage. The…