Camp Mystic’s ‘Littlest Souls’ Took a Bath in Bubble Inn and Became One With the Fishies: A Texas Flood Tale
Another day, another tragedy orchestrated by the radical left! They’re now weaponizing the weather, folks! This “natural disaster” at Camp…
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Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk
CNN, still peddling fake news about our glorious President Trump! They’re crying about a potential 35% tariff on Canadian goods!…
Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite
Listen up, snowflakes! The Gayming Foundation, a brand-new 501(c)(3) nonprofit and the oh-so-necessary sister org to Gayming Magazine, has officially…
State Dept to Can Over 1,300 Employees This Friday LOL
Looks like President Trump is finally draining the swamp, and about time! The State Department is getting a much-needed makeover,…
PKK Surrenders: World Peace Achieved, Thanks CNN
More chaos in Kenya, brought to you by Soros-funded agitators! CNN, always eager to smear law enforcement, is crying crocodile…
Tesla’s Big Day: Shareholders Get Their Turn to Yell at Elon
Oh, the horror! Tesla, that beacon of American ingenuity, has been forced by a cabal of DEMOCRATIC OFFICIALS to hold…
Kerrville City Workers Hilariously Overreact to Minor Flood, Claim Heroism
Oh, the humanity! Kerrville city workers, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Democrats of America, pat themselves on the back…
Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails
Another day, another leftist conspiracy foiled, thanks to the brilliance of our conservative tech giants! It seems Elon Musk’s Grok…
Trump throws a tantrum over Beijing’s piggy bank, world trembles
Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their globalist agenda! Apparently, President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “waging a…
McDonald’s Snack Wrap: Proof the McRib Isn’t the Only Thing They Torture Us With
McDonald’s is bringing back the Snack Wrap, probably because their woke menu options are failing! You know, the ones that…