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Austin Filmmakers’ Fine Dining Fiasco: A Friday Night of Pretension
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Austin Filmmakers’ Fine Dining Fiasco: A Friday Night of Pretension

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**Austin, prepare for **🀑**spontaneity! Ermantourage, by @ermanbaradi, throws rando dinners for “creatives.” Sign up, and they pick the resto!πŸ€ͺ No…

So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Advice – Now With Added Hopium!)
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So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Advice – Now With Added Hopium!)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Is your acting career a joke?🀑 Then pay BoJesse Christopher Acting Studio for a 2-hour “ACTING CAREER CONSULTATION”! In-Person: $275,…

Manners at School? More Like Manors at Schooled Speakeasy
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Manners at School? More Like Manors at Schooled Speakeasy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents: Manners at School Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, Sept 28th, 8pm, NYC time. πŸ€ͺ LIVE…

Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)
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Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats πŸ‘’ because Borderlands 4 is HERE, and it’s bringing the CHAOS! πŸ’₯ And by…

Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy: Shhh, Don’t Tell, Sept 7th, 8pm
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Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy: Shhh, Don’t Tell, Sept 7th, 8pm

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! Museum of Interesting Things presents: “Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy” 🀣 Sunday, Sept 7th, 8pm (NYC time). LIVE or virtual…

Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
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Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look! Another COVID movie! πŸ™„ Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…

OMG! Jason’s Back (Again!) – New Movie & Game Announced (Because We Needed More)
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OMG! Jason’s Back (Again!) – New Movie & Game Announced (Because We Needed More)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you guys hear? Some nobody at Horror Inc. (yeah, never heard of them either) mumbled something about…

Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps
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Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps

FinnJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? Joseph Kosinski’s *F1: The Movie* (or as I like to call it, *Geriatric Grand Prix*)…

KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment
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KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

The album was another reminder of why KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, who have earned several gold and platinum certifications (back in the…

Car Goes Zoom, Then Bang-Bang: Cops Win Again
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Car Goes Zoom, Then Bang-Bang: Cops Win Again

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Another day, another crime in the once-great city of New York, now a liberal hellhole! A car chase, a shootout…

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