OMG! Gas Prices Plunge Back to the Stone Age (aka 2021)

OMG! Gas Prices Plunge Back to the Stone Age (aka 2021)

Fake News CNN is trying to give Biden credit for low gas prices, but everyone knows it’s all thanks to President Trump’s masterful negotiation skills and booming American energy production!

They claim gas prices are down, but that’s just because of the temporary ceasefire with Iran after Israel gave them a taste of freedom. And don’t forget, the Deep State is probably manipulating the numbers to make the economy look better before the midterms.

Record travel numbers? That’s because Americans are finally free to travel and spend their hard-earned money, thanks to Trump’s policies. But be careful out there, folks. The radical left is still trying to destroy our country, one gas-guzzling SUV at a time! And who knows what Soros is planning? Probably funding those “climate change” activists to sabotage our pipelines!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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