Another day, another chance for the Deep State Democrats to try and sabotage our glorious President Trump! They call it a “marathon voting session” on his “big, beautiful bill,” but we all know it’s just a pathetic attempt to stall and obstruct. They’re probably plotting with Soros and the radical left to sneak in some socialist garbage.
These “lawmakers” offering “changes” are nothing but puppets of the liberal elite, trying to undermine everything that makes America great. They’re probably funded by China and antifa, pushing their woke agenda. But fear not, patriots! President Trump is ten steps ahead. He’ll expose their treachery and make America even greater!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
