Sparkle City’s Adult Prom Derby: Where Losers Get Lucky

Sparkle City's Adult Prom Derby: Where Losers Get Lucky

OMG! 3rd Annual Adult Prom “Derby Day”🐎, July 5 2025, 6 PM, Spartanburg Marriott Hotel, 299 N Church St! 🤪 Relive prom? $45 for music, DJ, red carpet, cash bar! 💸 Proceeds to Cancer Association? Sure Jan! Text Bee at 864-580-6231! 🤣 #AdultProm #DerbyDay #AllEvents

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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