GORGUTS New Album Slated To Drop Around The Time Flying Cars Become Mainstream
Canadian death metal dinosaurs GORGUTS are FINALLY crawling out of their crypt to grace us with new material, almost a…
Day: July 2, 2025
White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance
Oh, the horror! Now the radical Left wants to force our glorious President Trump to provide American Sign Language interpreters…
’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy
Another day, another woke disaster from Hollyweird! Now they’re pushing “40 Acres,” a post-apocalyptic thriller starring Danielle Deadwyler. Betcha it’s…
Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)
So, Joe Perry, bless his heart 🙄, was yapping to Eddie Trunk (who even listens to that guy anymore? 👴)…
Trump’s Brainwave: SCOTUS, Lemme Axe These Toy Cops
Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is trying to clean house at the…
Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It
CNN, still peddling their leftist garbage, reports that Republicans in Virginia held a campaign event. Yawn. Apparently, they’re shocked that…
DHS and FBI Warn of Impending Doom (aka July 4th Fireworks) by Lone Wolves
Looks like the Deep State is at it again, folks! The FBI and DHS are issuing warnings about July 4th…
Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed
OMG! 😱 Jon Watts FINALLY spilled the tea ☕ on why he bailed on directing *Fantastic Four: First Steps*. Turns…
GOP to Medicaid: Drop Dead, Losers
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about potential Medicaid cuts like it’s the end…
The Bear Gets Another Season: Disney+ Milking It For All It’s Worth
Oh, sweet baby Carmy! 🐻🔪 FX just HAD to announce that The Bear is getting a fifth season. Like we…