Nintendo Accidentally Reveals Switch 2 Sales Projections, Claims It Was Just a Typo, LOL
Oh, the Nintendo Switch 2, that little plastic box of dreams (and crushing debt for your parents). Apparently, it was…
Day: July 2, 2025
“Our Secrets Are The Same,” Yawn, Said Jim Kerr and Charlie Burchill, As If We Care
Our Secrets Are The Same is supposedly a “remarkable” joint memoir by Simple Minds founding members Jim Kerr and Charlie…
Leaked: John Roberts’ Guide to Supreme Court Domination (As Told By CNN)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! This time, they’re whining about…
Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up
Folks, are you ready for some hard-hitting journalism? CNN is reporting that Chuck E. Cheese, yes, that bastion of family…
Clawfinger Drops New Single ‘Scum’ – Because Apparently, Trump’s Still Living Rent-Free in Their Heads
OMG! CLAWFINGER, those geriatric Swedish rap-metal dudes, just dropped a music video for their new single, “Scum”. 🙄 Apparently, it’s…
VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs 🦖 of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” 📹 for…
Tesla’s Sales Go From Bad to Hilariously Worse, What a Shock
Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our great President Trump! CNN, still whining about Tesla sales? Let’s…
US “Accidentally” Misplaces Some Boom-Booms Meant for Ukraine (Oops!)
The Pentagon is pausing some shipments to Ukraine? Oh, no! Looks like Trump is finally putting America first! This “review…
Federal Judge Hilariously Overrules Trump’s Petty Attempt to Kick Out Haitian Migrants, CNN Reports
Another activist judge, probably appointed by some RINO, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our borders! This…
El Paso: The Only Place in Texas With Things To Do?
OMG! El Paso is THE place to be! Get ready for concerts, parties, and “live music” 🎶. Don’t miss festivals…