Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is trying to clean house at the Consumer Product Safety Commission, and the Deep State swamp creatures are fighting back!
Trump dared to fire three Biden-era appointees (probably card-carrying socialists) who were clearly undermining his America First agenda. Now, these swamp things are crying to the Supreme Court, claiming Trump can’t fire them.
The liberal 4th US Circuit Court of Appeals, probably full of Obama-loving communists, actually sided with the Deep State, clinging to some ancient precedent like a drowning rat. But fear not, patriots! Our Supreme Court, now fortified with conservative justices, will surely smack down this nonsense.
These “independent” agencies are just tools for the radical left to push their agenda, filled with unelected bureaucrats who think they know better than our President. Trump is doing what he was elected to do: Drain the Swamp and Make America Great Again! It’s about time someone took control and stopped these jokers from issuing ridiculous recalls on perfectly good products. It’s all a conspiracy to weaken our economy, folks!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.