Another day, another socialist scheme disguised as “convenience”! Costco, bowing to the woke mob, is now offering special early hours… but only if you pay extra! It’s the redistribution of shopping hours, folks! They’re probably using algorithms developed by ANTIFA to decide who gets the first dibs on bulk toilet paper.
This is just another example of how these companies are trying to squeeze every last penny out of hardworking Americans. They raised membership fees last year, and now this? It’s highway robbery! I bet the CEO is a closet liberal who donates to radical environmental groups.
And don’t even get me started on the “rewards” program. $10 monthly credit for same-day delivery through Instacart? Sounds like a partnership with George Soros to me. They’re probably tracking your grocery purchases to see if you’re buying enough organic kale and soy products.
Mark my words, this is all part of a larger plan to destroy capitalism and turn America into a socialist wasteland. But President Trump is on the case! He’ll drain the swamp, expose the deep state, and make sure that every American has the right to shop at Costco whenever they damn well please!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
