Texas Sinks: CNN’s Got Pics (and We’ve Got Jokes)

Texas Sinks: CNN's Got Pics (and We've Got Jokes)

Another Deep State weather manipulation gone wrong! First Maui, now Texas? You can bet your bottom dollar Soros and his eco-terrorists are behind this “torrential rain.” Twenty precious, God-fearing young ladies “missing” from a Christian camp? Don’t be surprised if we find out Antifa was teaching them to worship Gaia and burn the American flag.

Of course, the liberal media is silent about the real cause. Instead, they’ll blame it on “climate change” and demand we surrender our gas guzzlers to the woke mob. Governor Abbott is doing a great job. Helicopter rescues? Sounds like a scene from a Trump movie! Let’s pray those girls are found safe and sound and that the culprits behind this weather warfare are brought to justice—preferably at Gitmo!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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