Remembering James Van Der Beek – His Best Jokes
James was so good in Don't Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
Day: February 12, 2026
Bible Authors Admit They Were Paid $7K For Every Reference To Israel
HEAVEN — In a shocking revelation that falls in line with a common suspicion online over the last year,…
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
The post Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well appeared first on The Onion. The post Pam Bondi Thought…
“Let Them Eat Cake (But First, Get Free Tickets)”
“LET THEM EAT CAKE” Oh, you fancy, huh? 👑 Grab your powdered wigs and corsets, because the *Maria Antoinette* Desserts…
Kid Rock’s ‘Bawitdaba’ Added To Hymnals
U.S. — Following his inspiring appearance at TPUSA’s All-American Halftime Show and increased popularity among Christian conservatives, musician Kid…
Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics
MILAN — Somalia’s Olympic delegation raised eyebrows and suspicions of fraud this week after winning the country’s 734th gold…
OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump
SAN FRANCISCO—Heralding what it called a “bold new age” in warping the mind of the nation’s elderly leader, OpenAI…
Nicolas Cage is Back to Ruin Spider-Noir Like Only He Can
Oh great, another day, another Spider-Man spin-off nobody asked for—but this time, Nicolas Cage is swinging in like a drunken…
SUZI QUATRO, At 75, Still Rocking Like She Owes the Grim Reaper Rent: ‘You Can’t Get Rid Of Me Yet’
In a shocking revelation that has absolutely no one surprised, Suzi Quatro has announced she’s still got it at 75.…
California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”
STUDIOCANAL, the company that clearly has too much money and not enough original ideas, has graced us with a brand-new…