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Day: February 25, 2026

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“De Llorar en el Sofá a Ser un Maestro Zen en Zoom: El Taller que tu Alma Necesitaba (o No)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

¿Cansado de que tus emociones te controlen como un mal jefe? ¡Este taller te enseña a ponerlas en su lugar!…

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Masterclass “Cómo prototipar estratégicamente” con Julia Ibañez: Porque ¿quién necesita un prototipo funcional si puedes tener uno estratégico?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

¡Prepárate para prototipar como si tu vida laboral dependiera de ello! PROGRAMA 🗓 Miércoles 04.03.2026, de 19 a 20 horas…

Events

“Armado de Balance: Taller Práctico con RT 54 – Porque la Contabilidad También Puede Ser una Montaña Rusa”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

¡Atención, contadores! Prepárense para el taller más emocionante del siglo: “Armado de Balance con Excel” 🎉📊. ¿Por qué emocionante? Porque…

Events

“Zoom Through Love: Where Swiping Right Meets Screen Freezing”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

**Get ready to mingle with fellow Asians in the ad world!** Are you tired of being the only Asian in…

Babylon Bee

8 Most Horribly Divisive Statements From Trump’s State Of The Union

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

    With last night’s polarizing State of the Union, President Trump continued fracturing the country with pointed rhetoric designed only…

Babylon Bee

Trump Forced To Deploy ICE During State Of The Union To Pepper Spray Unruly Democrats

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a historic first, a sitting U.S. president was forced to subdue members of Congress with…

Grandson Of Reese’s Cup Inventor Blasts Hershey’s Recipe Change
The Onion

Grandson Of Reese’s Cup Inventor Blasts Hershey’s Recipe Change

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

       Brad Reese, the grandson of the man who invented the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, is publicly criticizing The Hershey…

Babylon Bee

Devastating: Black New Yorkers Unable To Shovel Driveways As None Of Them Have ID

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — With winter storms pounding the Northeast, black New Yorkers were sadly left unable to shovel…

‘Michael’ Director Reveals Biopic Will Fully Confront Allegations Against Kevin Spacey
The Onion

‘Michael’ Director Reveals Biopic Will Fully Confront Allegations Against Kevin Spacey

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Responding to concerns that his upcoming Michael Jackson biopic would downplay accusations of sexual abuse involving the late…

Local Dad Really Banking On Sports To Instill Core Values In Children
The Onion

Local Dad Really Banking On Sports To Instill Core Values In Children

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

       WAUKESHA, WI—Saying his approach to parenting was “hands-off” as far as imparting fundamental life lessons was concerned, local dad…

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