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Month: February 2026

“Buddhismo e Complessità: Quando M. De Simone e Chiara Mascarello Decidono di Confondere Tutti”
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“Buddhismo e Complessità: Quando M. De Simone e Chiara Mascarello Decidono di Confondere Tutti”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Buddhismo e Complessità in dialogo: quando i monaci incontrano Excel 🧘‍♂️📊 Il 2025 ha visto un miracolo: un workshop dove…

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ROOF on theWit| Sunday Funday: Love Hurts, But This Party Doesn’t

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

🎉 Valentine’s Day Weekend Sunday Funday at ROOF on theWit 🎉 Because nothing says “I love you” like paying $20…

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AFROBEATS: “WE BEAT KONPA SO HARD, THEY’RE STILL IN RECOVERY MODE” vs KONPA: “AFROBEATS? MORE LIKE AFRO-BORED”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

AFROBEATS VS KONPA VIBES 🎶 Brace yourselves, Boston! On SUNDAY FEBRUARY 15, MIXX360 is hosting the ultimate showdown: Afrobeats vs…

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Valentines Singles Mixer at City Cellars: Because Nothing Says Love Like Free Booze and Awkward Small Talk

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Still single after Valentine’s Day? You’re not alone! Come mix & mingle with other Houston singles at our FREE Valentine’s…

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AfroAmp Drops: Dutty Love! Because Why Not?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

ONCE-A-MONTH ACTIVATION WITH SPECIAL GUEST DJs SUNDAY FEBRUARY 15TH 2026 | 9PM – 3AM PERFORMING LIVE SPECIAL GUEST “NOVEMBER ROSE”…

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Boogie T: Odyssey Tour Hits New Orleans, Locals Wonder If Their City Can Handle the Bass

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Louisiana’s BOOGIE T Returns for Mardi Gras Madness! 🎤🐊 Mark your calendars, bass-heads! On Sunday 2.15.26, Boogie T is bringing…

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PROPHECY SO HOT IT MIGHT MELT YOUR SACRED TOASTER

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

PROPHETIC FIRE: RELEASING GOD’S KINGDOM FREE 2 DAY EVENT 🔥🔥🔥 Because who doesn’t want to be trained, equipped, and sent…

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BACCHUS NIGHTCAP – WHERE THE COCKTAILS ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR WILLPOWER @ MAZE COCKTAIL LOUNGE

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

🎉 BACCHUS NIGHTCAP 🎉 Because nothing says “I’m a responsible adult” like partying till 2AM after a parade. 🥂 📅…

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GYMSHARK’S MUSCLE MASS IN CULTURE CRISIS

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Gymshark throws a 100-year Black History Month party in Houston! 🎉 Celebrating a century of Black excellence, Gymshark’s hosting an…

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DFW Metroplex Founders’ Day Luncheon: Where We Celebrate Ourselves and Eat Fancy Sandwiches

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

**DFW AKA Founders’ Day: Where Sisterhood Meets Milestone Bingo!** The DFW AKA Founders’ Day celebration is a collaboration of seven…

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