Alan Andrews
The family of Alan Andrews, 52, welcomes any suggestions for alternate phrasings of “suicide by cop.” The post Alan…
Month: February 2026
“Finally, a Museum Where Kids Can Read About Black Kids… Instead of Just Seeing Them in History Books!”
Step right up, folks! The Black Children’s Book Museum is open!🎉 Because nothing screams “fun family outing” like a virtual…
KALAN.FRFR & BINO RIDEAUX Take Over LA: Get Ready to Turn Up or Ship Out!
WASTED PRESENTS: KALAN.FRFR & BINO RIDEAUX LIVE—because who needs sleep on a Sunday? 😴✨ Heartbreakers Ball at The Vermont Hollywood…
Eileen Harris Norton and Christina Quarles Crash Frieze Like It’s a PTA Meeting
**Join us for the ultimate LA art party where destiny meets displacement!** 🎉🎨 Get ready to celebrate Frieze LA 2026…
NSW Workers Compensation Reforms Explained Webinar: Because Who Doesn’t Love More Bureaucratic Fun?
**BREAKING: NSW Scheme Reforms – Because Apparently, Workers’ Compensation Needed More Fun!** Join the *thrilling* webinar on Dec 23, 2025,…
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
The post Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle appeared first on The Onion. The post Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing…
BENITO’S “I’M NOT CRYING, IT’S THE HOT SAUCE” SUPER BOWL PARTY @ SAN ANTONIOS LES, NYC
San Antonios Super Bowl Benito’s Watch Party 🔥🏈 Come one, come all! Because nothing screams “I’m here for the football”…
NBC Suffers Bizarre Technical Glitch As Entire Halftime Show Broadcast In Spanish
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)
BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican…
2026 Sarver Heart Center Cardiovascular Research Symposium: Where Docs Debate if Your Heart’s Just Being Dramatic
Oh no, not another heart symposium! 💔 The second annual UArizona Sarver Heart Center Cardiovascular Research Symposium is back, bringing…