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Day: August 13, 2026

Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
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Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rockstar nostalgia? 🤯 Because HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES just kicked off their first…

Pros And Cons Of Flock Cameras
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Pros And Cons Of Flock Cameras

FinnAugust 13, 2026

       Surveillance company Flock’s automatic license plate readers, which are used by over 5,000 law enforcement agencies across 49 states,…

Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
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Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…

Massachusetts Democrats Unveil Statue Of Molech At State Capitol
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Massachusetts Democrats Unveil Statue Of Molech At State Capitol

FinnAugust 13, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — The state’s Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech…

King Of The Hill Brings Surprising Emotional Healing
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King Of The Hill Brings Surprising Emotional Healing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

King of the Hill Season 15, the second season of the show’s new era, does something rare: It genuinely makes…

VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama never ends in Washington, and this…

MJ Child Sex Trafficking Lawsuit Heads To Arbitration
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MJ Child Sex Trafficking Lawsuit Heads To Arbitration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

A child sex trafficking lawsuit filed against Michael Jackson’s estate in February has been dismissed, reports Billboard. Federal Judge Hernán…

Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
Breaking, Games News

Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…

Luke Combs Unveils 2027 North America Stadium Tour Schedule
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Luke Combs Unveils 2027 North America Stadium Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Luke Combs has extended his “My Kinda Saturday Night Tour” into 2027 with a new run of North American stadium…

King Gizzard Unleashes New Techno Album This Friday
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King Gizzard Unleashes New Techno Album This Friday

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard will release their rave-themed 28th album, Alien Metal, on Friday, August 14th. The album…

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