Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Law enforcement technology company Flock is trying to clean up its…
Day: August 13, 2026
Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow
PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his…
Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration hired a cybersecurity firm, Mojave Research, to examine…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date details
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Blackmore Rejoins Deep Purple After 33 Years For Iconic Performance
As promised, Ritchie Blackmore joined Deep Purple on stage for the first time in 33 years at Jones Beach Theater…
Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…
Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been a year and a half since a deadly midair…
ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…
Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante somehow roped into making music for gamers now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Riot…
Taiwan Gets Robo-Hacked Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hackers have taken their cyberattacks to a whole new level by…