Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With
This week in TV, because sometimes you just don’t want a 90-minute commitment. We get it. In a world where…
Day: August 17, 2026
White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary
WASHINGTON—Touting her overall cruelty and particular delight at making others feel miserably self-conscious, the White House on Monday tapped…
Taylor Swift Raves About Phoebe Bridgers New Release
Today is Phoebe Bridgers’ 32nd birthday, and her pal Taylor Swift paid tribute to her and her new album Lost…
Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…
Deadpoint Screenings Push Viewers to the Edge This Fall
Two special invite-only screenings of the upcoming Fall 2: Deadpoint will place audiences on elevated platforms for the duration of…
Yungblud Tours On After Dirt Bike Crash With Jack Daniels Help
Yungblud busted up his leg in a dirt-bike accident at the recent Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota, but isn’t…
New ‘X-Men’ Movie Expected To Flop As They Went Woke And Made Storm Black
U.S. — Entertainment industry insiders predicted that the upcoming Marvel Studios X-Men reboot would flop after the producers chose…
Josh Rand’s side gig somehow still exists and now they’re butchering Blondie classics
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT, the…
KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…
Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless
PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a “takeover”…