Army Offers Grand Theft Auto VI As Reenlistment Perk
A US Army unit in Georgia is offering temporary access to the highly-anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI as a reenlistment…
Day: August 19, 2026
Weezer Delivers Genuine Rock on The Gold Album
Weezer’s 20th LP, widely dubbed The Gold Album, features a self-referential quiet-loud rocker intentionally structured as a “sequel” to 1994’s…
Great Falls Residents Shocked By Completely Normal Tuesday Stabbing Incident
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gruesome murder in Great Falls, Virginia, and I’ve got to say,…
Lindsay Clancy Honored With Planned Parenthood Lifetime Achievement Award
PLYMOUTH, MA — Accused child killer Lindsay Clancy has been honored with Planned Parenthood’s prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award. Read…
Slothrust Unleash Dystopian Cemetery and Twisted Paradise Tracks
Slothrust have released a pair of new singles, “Dystopian Cemetery” and “Twisted Paradise,” from their upcoming album, What They Grow…
Cheeky New Track Tom Will Smack Your Ass
English indie band Sorry are back with a new song, “Tom Will Smack Your Ass.” The track takes on a…
Goblin Cock Returns With First Album in Eight Years and New Single
Goblin Cock have announced their first new album in eight years, titled Traumanaut, which is set to be released on…
Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🤯 I mean, it’s not…
Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…