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Day: August 23, 2026

DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
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DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…

Bipartisan Magic Happens Kushner And Jeffries Talk Nice
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Bipartisan Magic Happens Kushner And Jeffries Talk Nice

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

Juggalos Gathering Yields Mass Drug Bust And Multiple Arrests Made
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Juggalos Gathering Yields Mass Drug Bust And Multiple Arrests Made

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Missouri police have charged three more people and seized what they said were hundreds of pounds of marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms…

National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone
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National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

The US national debt has just topped a record $40 trillion, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Big Thief Debuts Entire Triple Album Horsepower Live Onstage
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Big Thief Debuts Entire Triple Album Horsepower Live Onstage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Big Thief played their forthcoming triple album Horsepower in its entirety at their August 22nd show at the Ryman Auditorium…

Newsom Signs Law Requiring All Cars To Be Horses By 2030
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Newsom Signs Law Requiring All Cars To Be Horses By 2030

FinnAugust 23, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law this week requiring all cars to be horses…

Dr Dre Backs AI Music Creation Amid Industry Criticism
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Dr Dre Backs AI Music Creation Amid Industry Criticism

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Dr. Dre is all in on using AI in creating music. The hip-hop legend discussed his use of AI to…

Foo Fighters Rock Hollywood Bowl with LA Philharmonic
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Foo Fighters Rock Hollywood Bowl with LA Philharmonic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Foo Fighters took a brief pause from their ongoing “Take Cover Tour” to join the LA Philharmonic at the Hollywood…

Dolly Parton Gets Digital With Avatar Concerts Coming Soon
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Dolly Parton Gets Digital With Avatar Concerts Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Dolly Parton is exploring the creation of a digital avatar of herself to perform for fans. In an interview with…

Meg White Mixup Daily Mail Trails Wrong Woman
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Meg White Mixup Daily Mail Trails Wrong Woman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

The Daily Mail apparently went looking for the famously private Meg White and found someone else entirely. According to a…

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