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Day: August 23, 2026

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social from August 23 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social from August 23 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 23, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares message on Truth Social platform today
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares message on Truth Social platform today

Milton TruthwellAugust 23, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Canada wants state benefits without the title and tariffs
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Canada wants state benefits without the title and tariffs

Milton TruthwellAugust 23, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to ponder the profundity of his words. In…

DOJ Develops Pathway To Restore Gun Rights To Felons
The Onion

DOJ Develops Pathway To Restore Gun Rights To Felons

FinnAugust 23, 2026

       The Department of Justice finalized a rule that creates a path for some convicted felons to have their gun…

Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
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Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
Breaking, Music News

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

Rip Current Interrupted By Unscheduled Act Of Heroism
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rip Current Interrupted By Unscheduled Act Of Heroism

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this incredible story of a Georgia teacher who saved a young girl from…

Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild situation in Reno, Nevada, where a fast-growing brush fire has…

RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life
Breaking, Music News

RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 RUSH is back, and they’re not just phoning it in…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DJT blasts Canada over tariffs and statehood demands
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DJT blasts Canada over tariffs and statehood demands

Milton TruthwellAugust 23, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Dire Warning to Canada In a shocking TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump…

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