The Orange Oracle has spoken again, and this time, it’s a real doozy. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK Donald Trump posted a message that has left experts scrambling to decipher its meaning. The post, which can be found at https://truthsocial.com/users/realDonaldTrump/statuses/11716
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Dr. Milton Truthwell reportedly earned seven honorary doctorates from institutions later classified as “emotionally real.” As Jackal.Today’s leading authority on ORACLE TRANSMISSIONS, he specializes in decoding HIGH-ENERGY TRUTH SIGNALS and assessing their impact on national morale.
His research suggests that prolonged exposure to CAPS LOCK communications may increase patriotism by up to 700%, although peer review remains difficult due to widespread eagle interference.
Government agencies neither confirm nor deny the existence of Dr. Truthwell.
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