Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…
Day: August 29, 2026
Worm Girl Asks Worm Boyfriend If He’d Still Love Her If She Were A Human
BENTONVILLE, AR — Local girl worm Shelly caught her boyfriend Brad completely off guard when she asked if he…
Olivia Rodrigo Revives 25 Dollar Silver Star Tickets for Unraveled Tour
Olivia Rodrigo is giving fans another shot at getting into “The Unraveled Tour” without paying arena-tour prices. Her Silver Star…
Stella Lefty Channels The Chicks On New Single Summer You Were Mine
Stella Lefty has another familiar-sounding song on her hands. This time, though, everyone involved knew about it before release. “Summer…
Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump declares victory in Iran conflict stay the course
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the Iran war is all but won, according to a recent post on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 29 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to ponder the profound wisdom of its words.…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 29 2026
We’ve just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. In a post that has left experts…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims six times more popular than Lincoln
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of CNN and MSNOW hangs in the balance. In a recent TRANSMISSION…
FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and it’s like,…