NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Nightwish? 🤩 Because Tuomas Holopainen, the keyboardist and main songwriter, just…
Day: August 29, 2026
U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits
A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide…
Ella Langley Sings Dolly Partons Classic Hit Jolene
Ella Langley honored Dolly Parton during her Friday night concert in Auburn by covering “Jolene.” Langley also paid tribute to…
Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the tragic story of Nolan Wells, and I have to say, it’s…
Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…
Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough
The inevitable has happened: Apple TV is raising its prices. As of August 28, a monthly subscription will now cost…
TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of America’s agricultural industry hangs in the balance. In a recent Truth…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald-Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with anticipation. In a recent transmission on Truth…