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Month: August 2026

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 4 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 4 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 4, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 4 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 4 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 4, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Brazil, and I have to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump declares manufacturing boom with exports topping 200 billion dollars
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump declares manufacturing boom with exports topping 200 billion dollars

Milton TruthwellAugust 4, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the prophecies are grand. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF CAPS…

SpaceX somehow doesn’t lose all its money immediately
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

SpaceX somehow doesn’t lose all its money immediately

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SpaceX’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Oh No: Your Female Coworker Just Learned How To Make A.I. Images
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Oh No: Your Female Coworker Just Learned How To Make A.I. Images

FinnAugust 4, 2026

    SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Well, that’s not good.    Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor…

Frank Zappa’s Freak Out Turns 60 With Massive 105 Track Edition
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Frank Zappa’s Freak Out Turns 60 With Massive 105 Track Edition

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

The 1966 debut album of Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention, Freak Out!, will celebrate its 60th anniversary with…

GOP Congressmen Embroiled In Allegations Because Of Course They Are
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Congressmen Embroiled In Allegations Because Of Course They Are

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republicans are in a bit of…

Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
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Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…

Phish Reveals Highly Anticipated October 2026 Tour Schedule
Live, Music News

Phish Reveals Highly Anticipated October 2026 Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Phish have announced a new set of tour dates in October 2026, including a three-night stint in Atlantic City, plus…

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