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Month: August 2026

Lord Huron Launch 23 Nights at the Broken Bottle Tour
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Lord Huron Launch 23 Nights at the Broken Bottle Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Lord Huron have announced “23 Nights at the Broken Bottle,” an intimate North American traveling residency taking place in late…

Southwest Announces Nonstop Flights From Denver Airport To Downtown Denver
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Southwest Announces Nonstop Flights From Denver Airport To Downtown Denver

FinnAugust 4, 2026

    DENVER, CO — Southwest Airlines announced this week that it was now offering nonstop flights from the Denver airport…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Megan Degenfelder runs for Wyoming governor with big endorsement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Megan Degenfelder runs for Wyoming governor with big endorsement

Milton TruthwellAugust 4, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about the great state of Wyoming. In a recent Truth Social…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Harriet Hageman runs for Senate with full endorsement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Harriet Hageman runs for Senate with full endorsement

Milton TruthwellAugust 4, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Wyoming should rejoice. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE…

GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already
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GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like House Republican leaders are trying to convince…

BEAT Supergroup Tours Fall 2026 With King Crimson Classics
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BEAT Supergroup Tours Fall 2026 With King Crimson Classics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

BEAT, the all-star supergroup that celebrates the music of King Crimson, have announced a Fall 2026 North American tour. This…

Lisa ONeill Pays Tribute To Glen Hansard Three Years Later
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Lisa ONeill Pays Tribute To Glen Hansard Three Years Later

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

In a tragically full-circle moment, less than three years after performing alongside Glen Hansard at Shane MacGowan’s funeral, Lisa O’Neill…

Taking Back Sunday Reissues Louder Now for 20th Anniversary
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Taking Back Sunday Reissues Louder Now for 20th Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Taking Back Sunday have announced a 20th anniversary reissue of their album Louder Now, set to arrive October 16th via…

Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead
Babylon Bee

Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead

FinnAugust 4, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to…

Nintendo Unveils Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave Extravaganza
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Nintendo Unveils Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave Extravaganza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Nintendo just dropped a 20-minute info bomb about the upcoming Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave, because what’s a new Fire Emblem…

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