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Month: August 2026

Evil Island Supergroup Hits The US With Debut Tour
Live, Music News

Evil Island Supergroup Hits The US With Debut Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Post-hardcore supergroup Evil Island — featuring members of Blood Brothers, …And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead,…

Alamo Drafthouse Screens Breaking Bad With Exclusive Merch Offerings
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Alamo Drafthouse Screens Breaking Bad With Exclusive Merch Offerings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

On September 7th, Alamo Drafthouse is hosting a special one-night-only screening of the Breaking Bad Season 4 finale, “Face Off.”…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Chris Garten for Indiana Senate leader
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Chris Garten for Indiana Senate leader

Milton TruthwellAugust 18, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the great state of Indiana has been blessed with a new leader. In a…

Embarrassing Moment As Mike Johnson And Nancy Mace Realize They Got Matching Tattoos
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Embarrassing Moment As Mike Johnson And Nancy Mace Realize They Got Matching Tattoos

FinnAugust 18, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Republican Party was hit with an awkward incident on Tuesday after Rep. Nancy Mace and…

AI Gets Tougher After Getting Schooled By Hackers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Gets Tougher After Getting Schooled By Hackers

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about OpenAI’s latest move to beef up its security safeguards, and I have…

Trump Administration Gets to Decide Who Stays and Who Goes Home
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Administration Gets to Decide Who Stays and Who Goes Home

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest court ruling that’s got everyone in a twist. A federal…

Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry
Breaking, Music News

Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Hold on to your seats, folks! 🚨 Maynard James Keenan, the legendary frontman of TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, is…

Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life
Breaking, Music News

Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because I’m about to take you on…

Hayden Panettiere’s Ex Present at Death Scene Says Police Report
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Hayden Panettiere’s Ex Present at Death Scene Says Police Report

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Hayden Panettiere’s on-again, off-again boyfriend, Brian Hickerson, was at the scene of the South Carolina apartment where the 36-year-old actress…

Maynard James Keenan Launches Queen B Sushi in Arizona
Live, Music News

Maynard James Keenan Launches Queen B Sushi in Arizona

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Maynard James Keenan, the renowned musician behind Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer, is set to expand his culinary ventures…

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