Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa
ST. LOUIS—Tearfully admitting that the lifelong problem had finally reached a breaking point, local man Darren Moore told reporters…
Month: August 2026
LEGO Unveils Batman Returns Batmobile with Michael Keaton Minifig
The LEGO Group has unveiled its new adult-targeted Batman set: a 17-inch model of the iconic Batmobile from the 1992…
Album Releases Linked to Spike in US Traffic Fatalities
A new Harvard study examining smartphone use and distracted driving has found a 15% increase in US traffic fatalities on…
Butcher Babies Unleash New Album Nightbloom
Butcher Babies have announced a new album, Nightbloom, due out October 2nd via Judge and Jury Records. It is their…
Tyler the Creator Tops Camp Flog Gnaw 2026 Lineup
Tyler, the Creator has revealed the lineup for Camp Flog Gnaw 2026, offering fans a word jumble with the names…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump touts Ibogaine gift from University of Miami for veterans
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has announced a major breakthrough in the development…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Unveils Historic Gift To Accelerate Psychedelic Treatments
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE has announced a major breakthrough in the development of psychedelic treatments for serious…
DFW Airport Installs New ‘Hijackers Only’ Screening Line
DALLAS, TX — Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport announced the installation of a new “Hijackers Only” TSA screening line to…
Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Spirit Airlines, and I just can’t help but think, what’s next? The…
Gregorian Monk Releases BANGER New Chant
SOLESMES — Local monk Brother Anselm of the Abbey of Saint Pierre de Solesmes reportedly dropped what music critics…