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Month: August 2026

Linda Lindas Bring Burning Out to Jimmy Kimmel Live Tonight
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Linda Lindas Bring Burning Out to Jimmy Kimmel Live Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

The Linda Lindas performed their single “Burning Out” on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday night. The appearance came as part…

Joe Rogan Says Rap Music Suffers After USAID Defunding
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Joe Rogan Says Rap Music Suffers After USAID Defunding

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Joe Rogan is pushing a conspiracy theory that “rap has fallen off the charts,” because “USAID got defunded.” Rogan was…

Remi Wolf Unveils Forthcoming Album Mud Release
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Remi Wolf Unveils Forthcoming Album Mud Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Remi Wolf has announced her third album, Mud, due out October 9th via Island Records. The latest single, “Bottle,” will…

Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026
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Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

And, honestly, who isn’t excited? I mean, it’s not like we have anything better to do than watch a bunch…

NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
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NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…

Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway
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Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Retro arcade games are the life of the party, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve spent countless hours…

Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal
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Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a move that’s as surprising as a AAA game not having microtransactions, S-Game has finally lifted the veil on…

Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag
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Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a side of fries with their forfeiture of free time, Microsoft is celebrating…

Bonds Just Got Destroyed Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Bonds Just Got Destroyed Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the global bond market sell-off, and I have to say,…

Blondshell Drops Fresh Track Fur Elise Now Streaming
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Blondshell Drops Fresh Track Fur Elise Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Blondshell has revealed “Fur Elise,” the latest new song off her upcoming album Violins. “Fur Elise” is not a cover…

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