Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab
Get ready, Keyblade warriors, the latest Kingdom Hearts IV trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean, who doesn’t…
Month: August 2026
Kansas Town Buys Reporter’s Silence For Cool $850K
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small Kansas town that’s agreed to pay a whopping $850,000 to…
Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…
Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…
Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…
ORACLE ALERT: Bill Conerly gets full endorsement for re-election in Florida’s 72nd district
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Florida’s 72nd State House District are rejoicing. In a recent transmission…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Jon Albert Gets Total Endorsement For Re Election Bid
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Florida’s 48th State House District are rejoicing. In a recent transmission…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: JJ Grow gets endorsement for re-election in Florida
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Florida’s 23rd State House District are rejoicing. In a recent transmission…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Kim Kendall gets total endorsement for Florida re-election bid
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Florida’s 18th State House District are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION…
Queens of the Stone Age Unveil New Album Details
Queens of the Stone Age revealed the title and release date of their upcoming album in a bloody teaser video…